An Appreciation of the Deliveryman

Sometimes I do have to wonder what the ladies and gentlemen from the various delivery services must think goes on at this house.

We've received some unusually labeled boxes from the postal services over the last few years; packages marked from "The Skeleton Store", a rather ominous looking package from "Halloween Haunt Sauce" labeled "poison", with skull and crossbones stickers, and the last few months have included our labeled "Monster of the Month" boxes.

Distortion's Unlimited "Monster of the Month"

I suppose the've seen it all though, they never give us weird looks or ask questions. Besides, they might be more disturbed if they knew what was actually in some of the boxes...

January's "Monster of the Month" the severed head of a vampire.